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A Smoking SpoofThe Daily smoking carriageFunded by the Institute for Smoking and Hacking and by the makers of FLEM Stay happy epoch we get rid of the nasty.The Smokers PerspectiveNicotine The Supreme Drug for Supreme wellnessStaff Writer Jo The Butthead KhamelFor many years, anti-smoking groups, such as the American malignant neoplastic disease Association, and government agencies, like the Food and Drug Administration, be possessed of confused and direct the public by incorrectly concluding that smoking is bad and unhealthy. built in bed In fact, there are several articles that would support nicotine as a drug that promotes perfect health.For instance, and article by Doug bill of the regular army nowadays discusses nicotines power of promoting alertness. Nicotine speeds up the communication between brain cells and stimulates areas of the brain fastened to alertness and memory. Mr. Levy also writes about nicotines relationship toward shaking palsy disease. Levy also writes that can smoking can lower the jeopardy of Parkinsons disease. queryers claim that something in smoke lowers the levels of an enzyme known as MAO B. Smokers have about 40% less MAO B than nonsmokers or ex-smokers, gibe to Joanna Fowler of the Brookhaven National Lab in Upton, NY. Because reduced levels of MAO B government issue in greater amounts of dopamine, smokers may have a lower risk of Parkinsons, a nerve disease aggravated by dopamine shortages.In a nonher article by the Associated Press in the USA Today, researchers suggested that cigarette smoking sharpens short-term learning and memory among young people. Researchers at the University of California, San Diego, tried and true young smokers and nonsmokers at a word game that required quick memory and quick recall. The 12 electrodes attac... ...JR Renolds, Inc., and The Council for Smoking and Hacking Research.ReferencesBegley, S. Memories Are Made of.... Newsweek. November 4, 2007. 68.Associated Press. Research sugg ests smoking sharpens thinking. USA Today. November 19, 2007.Levy, D. Nicotines power on brain tied to smokers alertness. USA Today, August 8, 2007.......Smoking, lower Parkinsons risk linked. USA Today. August 8, 2007.disavowal The odd names (FLEM, Flip Moris, JR Renolds, Institute for Smoking and Hacking) are not real in any form. For certain purposes, those odd names are meant to be comical and should not be affiliated with actual tobacco institutions and companies. However, the cited references in the essay are reported facts found in newspapers and pickup articles. Jo The Butthead Khamel is not a real person. If it is, then the use was unintentional.